There was once a prince riding a stallion. He was the not only prince who owned a stallion but was very proud of this acquisition. He told everyone about how handsome this stallion was, elaborating that the stallion was also sentimental and could bust a move. But he used this stallion too much. He rode the stallion hard and long and one day the stallion died.

The prince was heartbroken and though there were thousands of other stallions he could take, none matched the beauty of his first. Then one day he heard of a beautiful stallion, just like the one he loved so much, being held captive in a high tower in the forest.

The prince ran to the forest and saw that there was a stairwell leading to the top of the tower, where, in a locked room, the stallion was being kept. The stairwell was straightforward and offered easy access to the stallion without much effort. However, the prince decided that he would climb the wall of the tower from the outside using a specially built multi-million dollar crane, drill a hole in the wall using a specially built multi-million dollar drill and sign a multi-million dollar agreement with a greedy condtruction company to safely bring the horse down.

And he did it.

The stairwell remains to this day dank and dusty, occupied by the members of the rock band Radiohead.